my dick is itchy I think i have herpes
Hello, my name's Zekro, I'm 16, not white, and possibly a demiboy so I don't give a shit what pronouns you use.
I post a lot of dumb shit like Frozen, KLK, and OITNB.
I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school
and high school
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music
I sense a contradiction in terms.
“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch. ”Rap” implies a lack thereof. Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron. If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.
Hey dude you dropped your fedora
It’s a little white and pointed for a fedora really
did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
"hahah thems the rules kiss my ass nerds"
im sorry for making all of these comics one after the other i’m gonna make one more and have a break i swear lmao
Walmart. What a time to be alive.
Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.
I’ll be at walmart if you need me guys
my birthday is in two days. Please worship me.
new lord and savior brony illuminati
lets play “is that unsourced art or did the artist not comment”
Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
FALSE. Fathers who ask for sole custody are far more likely to get it. It’s just that they don’t ask, mostly women do. Men win custody over women even if they are ostensibly unfit. More and more, judges and parents rule in favor of 50/50 custody. In fact, in the past ten years, the men’s rights movement has been devastating to women seeking custody in court and women are awarded sole custody about half as many times as men.
So find a new fucking myth.